grox:

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

Don’t let anyone tell you there isn’t time for another smoke break. They’re lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

let brug cook

shitty-check-please-aus:

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

lady-inkyrius:

lady-inkyrius:

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

Posting hole

Lol

cyber-seagull404:

megapope-deactivated20220531:

god damn this is a QUILT (‘late day shadows’ by nancy messier)

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

antposting:

sad bindle with ant

shitter:

doubleca5t:

gayharrykim:

gayharrykim:

living with a cat rules. if i ever want to get meowed at all i need to do is walk into the kitchen

just walked into the kitchen and you’ll never guess what happened

This cat looks like a guy

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

The true 90s baby aesthetic as computers in the home were normalized

sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

teathattast: